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Dead Sprint Sweatshirt – Exhausted Stick Figure Running Art
Description
A stick figure sprinting at full speed with X’s for eyes, drool flying sideways, every limb blurring with motion lines. This is the visual embodiment of ‘I’m fine’ while clearly not being fine. It’s funny, it’s chaotic, and it’s deeply familiar to anyone who runs on coffee and anxiety. Whether you’re literally running late or figuratively running on empty — this sweatshirt gets it.
• Stick figure sprinting with X eyes and drool flying — the perfect visual for ‘running on empty’ but making it work
• Chaotic motion-line illustration that captures the energy of being perpetually late and permanently exhausted
• A gift that lands every time — for runners, workaholics, and everyone who’s said ‘I’m fine’ while clearly not being fine
Product features
- Soft medium-heavy 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester fabric (9.5 oz) for durability and comfort
- 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recovery fit
- Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for added structure and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes and sewn-in twill label
- Embroidery available for left chest and center chest print areas; relaxed adult fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 29.50 |
| Width, cm | 53.3 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 67.3 | 71.1 | 74.9 |
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Length, cm | 69.9 | 72.4 | 74.9 | 77.5 | 80.0 | 82.6 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.50 | 33.50 | 35.25 | 36.75 | 38.25 | 39.25 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 80.0 | 85.1 | 89.5 | 93.3 | 97.2 | 99.7 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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