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Dead Sprint Hoodie – Exhausted Stick Figure Running on White
Description
A stick figure mid-sprint with X eyes, drool flying, every limb blurring — drawn in fine black ink on white. On white, the motion lines and the flying drool trail in full graphic detail. The figure looks exactly like you feel when you’re running five minutes late to something you forgot was today. Funny, fast, and completely honest about the human experience of perpetual, semi-dead motion.
• Stick figure sprinting with X eyes and drool in clean black ink on white — every motion line and expression crystal clear
• The open white canvas gives this chaotic illustration full room to breathe and land even harder
• For runners, workaholics, and everyone who is technically fine and visibly not fine
Product features
- Oeko‑Tex STANDARD 100 certified—sustainably produced fabric
- 80% ring‑spun cotton / 20% polyester medium‑heavy (varies by color) for a soft, durable feel
- 2‑piece jersey‑lined hood and pouch pocket for warmth and function
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, everyday silhouette
- Made in facilities partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Width, cm | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Length, cm | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 | 88.9 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 86.4 | 88.9 | 91.4 | 94.0 | 96.5 | 99.1 | 101.6 | 104.1 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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