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Dead Sprint Hoodie – Exhausted Stick Figure Running Art
Description
A stick figure sprinting at full speed with X’s for eyes, drool flying sideways, every limb blurring with motion lines. This is the visual embodiment of ‘I’m fine’ while clearly not being fine. It’s funny, it’s chaotic, and it’s deeply familiar to anyone who runs on coffee and anxiety. Whether you’re literally running late or figuratively running on empty — this hoodie gets it.
• Stick figure sprinting with X eyes and drool flying — the perfect visual for ‘running on empty’ but making it work
• Chaotic motion-line illustration that captures the energy of being perpetually late and permanently exhausted
• A gift that lands every time — for runners, workaholics, and everyone who’s said ‘I’m fine’ while clearly not being fine
Product features
- Oeko‑Tex STANDARD 100 certified—sustainably produced fabric
- 80% ring‑spun cotton / 20% polyester medium‑heavy (varies by color) for a soft, durable feel
- 2‑piece jersey‑lined hood and pouch pocket for warmth and function
- Dropped shoulders and classic fit for a relaxed, everyday silhouette
- Made in facilities partnered with Fair Labor Association and WRAP certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Width, cm | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Length, cm | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.4 | 88.9 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 34.00 | 35.00 | 36.00 | 37.00 | 38.00 | 39.00 | 40.00 | 41.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 86.4 | 88.9 | 91.4 | 94.0 | 96.5 | 99.1 | 101.6 | 104.1 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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