Certified Overthinker™ Sans-Serif Sweatshirt – Bold Black on White

Description

CERTIFIED OVERTHINKER™ stacked in bold, tall condensed sans-serif — CERTIFIED spanning the full width, OVERTHINKER™ in smaller spaced caps below — in solid black on white. The design has the stamp-of-approval authority of a government seal. On white, it reads with clean, bureaucratic finality: this person’s overthinking has been officially certified. No appeal process. No reconsideration. No further review needed.

• CERTIFIED OVERTHINKER™ in bold condensed black sans-serif on white — official, clean, and perfectly self-aware
• The stark black-on-white design gives this relatable phrase the no-nonsense authority of a government certification
• A gift that overthinking friends will deeply appreciate — probably after analysing whether they deserve it

Product features

• Soft medium-heavy 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester fabric (9.5 oz) for durability and comfort
• 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recovery fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for added structure and comfort
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes and sewn-in twill label
• Embroidery available for left chest and center chest print areas; relaxed adult fit

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean