Certified Overthinker™ Sans-Serif Tank Top – Bold Black on White
Description
CERTIFIED OVERTHINKER™ stacked in bold, tall condensed sans-serif — CERTIFIED spanning the full width, OVERTHINKER™ in smaller spaced caps below — in solid black on white. The design has the stamp-of-approval authority of a government seal. On white, it reads with clean, bureaucratic finality: this person’s overthinking has been officially certified. No appeal process. No reconsideration. No further review needed.
• CERTIFIED OVERTHINKER™ in bold condensed black sans-serif on white — official, clean, and perfectly self-aware
• The stark black-on-white design gives this relatable phrase the no-nonsense authority of a government certification
• A gift that overthinking friends will deeply appreciate — probably after analysing whether they deserve it
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable hand
- Garment-dyed after construction for a worn-in color and texture
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) that holds printed detail while remaining comfortable
- Relaxed fit with self-fabric binding and sewn-in twill label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 17.50 | 19.50 | 21.25 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 27.00 |
| Width, cm | 41.9 | 44.5 | 49.5 | 54.0 | 58.4 | 63.5 | 68.6 |
| Length, in | 25.25 | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Length, cm | 64.1 | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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