Dead Sprint Sweatshirt – Exhausted Stick Figure Running on White

Description

A stick figure mid-sprint with X eyes, drool flying, every limb blurring — drawn in fine black ink on white. On white, the motion lines and the flying drool trail in full graphic detail. The figure looks exactly like you feel when you’re running five minutes late to something you forgot was today. Funny, fast, and completely honest about the human experience of perpetual, semi-dead motion.

• Stick figure sprinting with X eyes and drool in clean black ink on white — every motion line and expression crystal clear
• The open white canvas gives this chaotic illustration full room to breathe and land even harder
• For runners, workaholics, and everyone who is technically fine and visibly not fine

Product features

• Soft medium-heavy 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester fabric (9.5 oz) for durability and comfort
• 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch-and-recovery fit
• Twill neck tape and half-moon back neck patch for added structure and comfort
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes and sewn-in twill label
• Embroidery available for left chest and center chest print areas; relaxed adult fit

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean