Dead Sprint Tee – Exhausted Stick Figure Running Art
Description
A stick figure sprinting at full speed with X’s for eyes, drool flying sideways, every limb blurring with motion lines. This is the visual embodiment of ‘I’m fine’ while clearly not being fine. It’s funny, it’s chaotic, and it’s deeply familiar to anyone who runs on coffee and anxiety. Whether you’re literally running late or figuratively running on empty — this tee gets it.
• Stick figure sprinting with X eyes and drool flying — the perfect visual for ‘running on empty’ but making it work
• Chaotic motion-line illustration that captures the energy of being perpetually late and permanently exhausted
• A gift that lands every time — for runners, workaholics, and everyone who’s said ‘I’m fine’ while clearly not being fine
Product features
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²))
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Available in 58 colors
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Width, cm | 46.4 | 51.4 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 70.5 | 75.6 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Length, cm | 67.6 | 71.1 | 74.6 | 78.1 | 80.3 | 82.6 | 85.1 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Sleeve length from center back, cm | 41.3 | 45.1 | 48.3 | 52.1 | 55.2 | 59.1 | 62.6 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 |
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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